The TSA Gives Us the Finger AGAIN
The Thieves and Sexual Assailants are playing musical chairs with their porno-scanners. They’re shuffling carcinogenic backscatter X-ray machines out of larger airports, such as New York’s LaGuardia and JFK International, into smaller ones — but that doesn’t mean they’ve renounced their voyeurism. Oh my, no. Rather, they’re replacing backscatter with millimeter-wave technology. (Contrary to the lamestream media’s claims, millimeter waves are not safe for use on humans: there’s evidence they “unzip” DNA and create “bubbles” in the strands. Only psychopaths and sadists would unleash either technology on millions of victims every day, as does the TSA.)
The agency has always relied on both techniques to ogle you. I’ve never read an explanation as to how its criminals decide which lethal machines will hit which airports; I assume it has something to do with the checkpoint’s configuration. But now Our Rulers deign to tell us why they’re rearranging their toys: “In an effort to ensure the most efficient and effective use of security technology, TSA is strategically reallocating backscatter advance imaging technology units in order to allow for expanded use of advance imaging technology units at other airports.” Translation from the Jargon: X-rays need a few seconds longer than millimeter waves to denude prey, so the TSA is unloading them on terminals with fewer passengers.
Harold
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