A Special Message from Barack Obama
“Hey Michelle, isn’t it time for another one of those elections.”
Hello American Voter,
They say time flies when you’re having fun, and those four years sure went by real fast. Between the golfing and the legislating, the bailing out and the spending, suddenly you stop and wonder where the time went. I was just dancing the night away in sunny Rio, after committing American forces to a war that one of my advisers thought was a good idea, when suddenly it hit me and I stopped the samba and said. “Hey Michelle, isn’t it time for another one of those elections.”
I like elections myself. And if you’re anything like me, you like them too. The campaigns are like this huge party that goes on for a whole year. And then when it’s over, they throw you an even bigger party. There’s lots of free food, you fly around on a jet plane to all the important states and everyone wants to have their picture taken with you. Some of my advisers are telling me that I might lose this one, but I don’t believe that for a second. I mean how in the world could I lose?
Harold
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