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Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014

April 23, 2014
Allen West
4/18/2014
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Vote-Democrat-in-2014I can only take credit for #10, but thought you’d get a kick out of this.

10. I’ll vote Democrat because I can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.

9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the Number One reason I’ll vote Democrat is:

1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.

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  1. April 23, 2014 3:17 pm

    xxxxxxxxxxxx Reason to vote Democrat? Hillary never made it with our group, V.P. Biden just left our group yesterday with his speech pledging our full engagement. For sure Israel would appreciate the Jewish President and the Gas market taken from Putin to Bibi. Now if I have to choose Putin or Bibi, individually, we Tale Putin. bad hombre BUT what you see is what you get up front, Bibi is pure deviousness beyond Machiavelli nothing up front there or open to inspection. I personally detest that human trait.

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