Program unveiled to put undercover TSA on public transit

Brasscheck TV

4/19/2012

That’s right! You’ll no longer have to book expensive airline flights to get that ‘personal touch’ from the TSA and Homeland Security.

No more waiting in line either, they’ll be coming to you, they might even be sitting next to you and you won’t even know it until they try to touch your junk or search your bags.

Don’t worry about privacy or personal dignity or anything like that, it’s just your favorite touchy-feely minimum wage security goon going through your belongings in public, that’s all.

They’re here to make you feel safe…