Obama War Room: Brushfires
OBAMA: It’s finally happened. O’Reilly’s obtained copies of my college records and interviewed an old weed buddy. The wingnuts will have an orgasm when they learn I took a course at Occidental called “Bongs Through the Ages.”
JAY CARNEY: The Factor’s devoting a whole show to the revelations next week, sir. Word is, he’ll read excerpts from your Harvard Law senior thesis, “Tart Reform: a New Paradigm for the Oldest Profession.”
OBAMA: Good lord! I’ll be ridiculed for something I didn’t even write. How do we stop this?
DAVID PLOUFFE: Posing as a fired MSNBC whistleblower, I’ll e-mail O’Reilly and set up a meet in Fort Marcy Park tonight, sir. You call in a favor from the Teamsters. Tomorrow morning, joggers’ll find old “Fair and Balanced” clutching a note expressing remorse for forging documents meant to discredit you.
Harold
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