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Friendly Holiday Advice

December 17, 2010
Via email …..
12/16/2010

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol, they cause three times as many accidents . . .

This message was sent by me because I care about your well being.

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