There Must Be Something Seriously Wrong With Me [Satire]
As I normally do while at work, I was trying to come up with a new way to say the same old thing so that just maybe I could get people to see things from my perspective. Then suddenly I had an epiphany; a thousand watt light bulb suddenly went on in my head, and I realized that I have been wrong all this time.
In one of those rare moments when time seemed to stand still, and everything became crystal clear, I realized that it is not the people to whom I address my articles that are all screwed up, it is me.
I must have been born with some crossed wires in my cerebral cortex which causes a short circuit in my synapses, or maybe my brain just isn’t firing on all 8 cylinders. Whatever the case may be, I finally realized that there must be something terribly wrong with me.
Harold
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