Illegal Alien Gets Taxpayer Funded Penis Pump
[Ed. note ~ THIS IS NOT SATIRE!!!]
We might as well go ahead and coin the phrase “undocumented erection.”
Via an email from “Infidel Joe,” here’s the scoop from Minnesota’s Shakopee News:
A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in governmental medical assistance, including surgery for an inflatable penis pump.
In response to heightened concern about illegal immigration since a gang-related stabbing in Shakopee, Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto has been tallying known costs to taxpayers and gave this example.
“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told county commissioners on Tuesday. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”
Open for discussion: If Minnesota police decide to question somebody just because he’s trouser-tenting at the time, does that constitute profiling?
Eric Holder’s argument might be that this is equitable, because every time an illegal alien gets a taxpayer-funded penis pump, we all get the shaft. What’s not fair about that?
Harold
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Linda …..
I’ve heard that it’s identical to the device included in the “Legislative Indoctrination Packets” given to new Senators & Representatives upon their “Swearing-In” ceremony. But the included instructions for its use state explicitly,
Deo vindici …..
Harold
Good hairy grief. Is here ANY common sense anymore? Anywhere?