American Nightmare

Dave Macy

7/18/2009

American Eradication Program, Sterilization and Selective breeding

The capitol of the United States of America was changed today from Washington, D.C. to a more suitable semantic: Fantasy Land, D.O. (District of Obama).

While the country’s remaining eight Republican senators and twenty-two representatives recorded their protest on C-Span, all of the networks and cable channels devoted four hours of coverage to the ceremonies surrounding the dedication of the new name and new Fantasy Land monument The Barack.

Oprah Winfrey had the honor of unveiling the towering 350 foot monument which depicts President Obama (now in his fourth term) grasping a teleprompter with the phase “I won” scrolling across the screen.

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