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In The Spirit Of Rodney Dangerfield…

July 14, 2009
via email …..

How bad is the economy???

I’ll tell you how bad the economy is . . . It’s so bad that . . ”

  • CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
  • Jewish women are marrying for love.
  • Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
  • Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’snames.
  • A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
  • The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
  • People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
  • The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally…

  • Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Great news…the guy who made $50 billion disappear will be investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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