In The Spirit Of Rodney Dangerfield…

via email …..

How bad is the economy???

I’ll tell you how bad the economy is . . . It’s so bad that . . ”

• CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
• Jewish women are marrying for love.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
• Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
• McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’snames.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
• The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
• Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally…

• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Great news…the guy who made $50 billion disappear will be investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.