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Obama Targets Real Threats: Rush Limbaugh, Unborn Fetuses!

January 24, 2009
John Lillpop

In yet another bold move in a week of unprecedented executive action by an inexperienced community organizer in the White House, President Barack Obama abandoned several “old school” concerns harbored by the Bush administration in order to properly address more urgent threats.

Specifically, President Obama announced that his administration has managed to isolate Osama bin Laden to a few “hot spots” where terrorists are known to congregate, thereby taking the bin Laden crisis off the president’s Urgent Action calendar.

When pressed for details, the president referred the press to CIA Director Leon Pinetta who explained that the “hot spots” include Baghdad’s “green zone,” Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and other Muslim states known to be sympathetic to the CEO of global Islamofascism.

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  1. Ted permalink
    January 24, 2009 6:10 pm

    WTF, at least El Rushbo is constitutionally qualified to be President!

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