White Trash!

Rick Biesada
1/19/2009

Sometimes we are faced with making hard decisions.

The other day, I disgustedly listened to President Bush whimper through his farewell address.

I found myself in the precarious situation of either running to the liquor cabinet to take a couple of swigs out of my bottle of Jack Daniels, or head towards the medicine cabinet to chug down the bottle of Brioschi. I chose the bottle of Brioschi, but half way through this despots address, I started working on the bottle of Jack.

This idiot, I thought, if I were him, I wouldn’t have the unmitigated gull to show my face in public, after destroying our country.

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