An Apple a Day Keeps the Liberals Away
Are you trapped in a lousy, dead end job? Do you call 911 for a nosebleed, or go to the emergency room for a hangnail? Are you a card-carrying member of the Entitlement Generation? If you answered, “Yes!” to any one of these questions, then government health care is the health plan for you! With government-run health care, all of your prayers are answered. Our comprehensive plan will insure you regardless of pre-existing conditions, so if you come into our office with multiple bullet wounds, fear not: you’re now covered! We will also give you blanket coverage for everything from the sniffles to cancer. (Those lucky patients with the sniffles and cancer will see their deductible eliminated!) If you stub your toe on the way to the Welfare Office, an Obambulance will be there, stat! Besides, those rich doctors can afford to work longer hours for lesser pay.
Harold
